Lletres: Coolio. It Takes A Thief. Ugly Bitches.
A bitch is a bitch and we all know that
A hoe is a hoe wit a toe up slut so
If you're gotta have 'em, might as well be a fine one
But it seems that some niggas can't seem to find one
So they go and get a bitch that's lookin' like Trixie
And Hekkyl & Jekkyl wit some saggy ass titties
A big fat flagrant hoodrat hooker
And the nigga got the nerve to pretend she's a looker
Sportin that down from your arm like a Simpson
Talk about bitches that you wish you was pimpin'
Come around the homies and you swear that she's playin'
But everytime I see her, you're beggin'
Go get you a girl that got somethin' goin'
Get rid of that bitch that's lookin' like a dragon
Now, you wanna fight 'cos you're baggin' on your Mrs
But that's what'cha get when you fuck with ugly bitches
When I was young I used to have fun
Fuckin' with ugly bitches
But now that I'm grown I leave em alone
'Cos I went from rags to riches
They say 'Beauty is skin deep' but Goddamn weeded bitch
Look like buckwheat mixed with opi
Toe up, toe up, straight from the floor
And her bad ass breath is about to make me throw up
Niggas started dissin' and you blamed it on the gin
But the very next day you was with the bitch again
Now your ass is gettin' clowned like Bozo
But that's what you get for fuckin' with that ugly hoe
I don't know what possessed you, nigga
Stand that hooker in front of a trigger
Spendin' your time with a big goony goo goo
To niggas like you I gotta say "Choo choo"
Dig a ditch down in desperation
Send that monster on a permanent vacation
The girl is chop top, but you don't listen
'Cos some niggas like fuckin' with ugly bitches
When I was young I used to have fun
Fuckin' with ugly bitches
But now that I'm grown I leave 'em alone
'Cos I went from rags to riches
Aw shit, there go my nigga pretendin' he don't see me
Talkin' with a bitch that look like a flea G
Holdin' her hand as he walks thru the plaza
I try to play it off but I couldn't hold my laughter
The girl is done so take her ass off the oven
Put her on a boom and send her back to the covent
Cookin' up a plan in a big, black cauldron
And the dumb ass nigga don't know that he's fallin'
Into a trap 'cos now the whore is pregnant
9 months later and she's squirted on an insect
He don't wanna claim it, she went and got a test
Now he's sendin' child support in a big fat cheque
My nigga got depressed and he started drinkin' liquor
One night he got drunk, went to her house and killed her
Riches to rags and rags to riches
But that's what'cha get when you fuck with ugly bitches
When I was young I used to have fun
Fuckin' with ugly bitches
It seems that it's sad for this pussy I had
Came from some ugly bitches
When I was young I used to have fun
Fuckin' with ugly bitches
It seems kinda sad 'cos this pussy I had
Came from some ugly bitches
So you mean to tell me you fuckin' with a bald headed
Ol' fat, lumpy, droopy, crack baby look a like, cisco drinkin'
Loud, ignorant, fucked up teeth, stank hoodrat, won't down
Once a month bleedin, butthead swap meet
AFDC, leaned-over tennis shoe, cigarette butt baggin bitch
Nigga, what's wrong wit you?
That's alright, she take care of a nigga though
That's all I know nigga, that's okay yeah, that's okay nigga
A hoe is a hoe wit a toe up slut so
If you're gotta have 'em, might as well be a fine one
But it seems that some niggas can't seem to find one
So they go and get a bitch that's lookin' like Trixie
And Hekkyl & Jekkyl wit some saggy ass titties
A big fat flagrant hoodrat hooker
And the nigga got the nerve to pretend she's a looker
Sportin that down from your arm like a Simpson
Talk about bitches that you wish you was pimpin'
Come around the homies and you swear that she's playin'
But everytime I see her, you're beggin'
Go get you a girl that got somethin' goin'
Get rid of that bitch that's lookin' like a dragon
Now, you wanna fight 'cos you're baggin' on your Mrs
But that's what'cha get when you fuck with ugly bitches
When I was young I used to have fun
Fuckin' with ugly bitches
But now that I'm grown I leave em alone
'Cos I went from rags to riches
They say 'Beauty is skin deep' but Goddamn weeded bitch
Look like buckwheat mixed with opi
Toe up, toe up, straight from the floor
And her bad ass breath is about to make me throw up
Niggas started dissin' and you blamed it on the gin
But the very next day you was with the bitch again
Now your ass is gettin' clowned like Bozo
But that's what you get for fuckin' with that ugly hoe
I don't know what possessed you, nigga
Stand that hooker in front of a trigger
Spendin' your time with a big goony goo goo
To niggas like you I gotta say "Choo choo"
Dig a ditch down in desperation
Send that monster on a permanent vacation
The girl is chop top, but you don't listen
'Cos some niggas like fuckin' with ugly bitches
When I was young I used to have fun
Fuckin' with ugly bitches
But now that I'm grown I leave 'em alone
'Cos I went from rags to riches
Aw shit, there go my nigga pretendin' he don't see me
Talkin' with a bitch that look like a flea G
Holdin' her hand as he walks thru the plaza
I try to play it off but I couldn't hold my laughter
The girl is done so take her ass off the oven
Put her on a boom and send her back to the covent
Cookin' up a plan in a big, black cauldron
And the dumb ass nigga don't know that he's fallin'
Into a trap 'cos now the whore is pregnant
9 months later and she's squirted on an insect
He don't wanna claim it, she went and got a test
Now he's sendin' child support in a big fat cheque
My nigga got depressed and he started drinkin' liquor
One night he got drunk, went to her house and killed her
Riches to rags and rags to riches
But that's what'cha get when you fuck with ugly bitches
When I was young I used to have fun
Fuckin' with ugly bitches
It seems that it's sad for this pussy I had
Came from some ugly bitches
When I was young I used to have fun
Fuckin' with ugly bitches
It seems kinda sad 'cos this pussy I had
Came from some ugly bitches
So you mean to tell me you fuckin' with a bald headed
Ol' fat, lumpy, droopy, crack baby look a like, cisco drinkin'
Loud, ignorant, fucked up teeth, stank hoodrat, won't down
Once a month bleedin, butthead swap meet
AFDC, leaned-over tennis shoe, cigarette butt baggin bitch
Nigga, what's wrong wit you?
That's alright, she take care of a nigga though
That's all I know nigga, that's okay yeah, that's okay nigga
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