Lletres: Expecto PatrAWESOME. Other. Hufflepuff Is Made For Mediocre Wizard Children.

My wizard boyfriend is not special
He doesn?t much excel at stuff
He?s actually pretty damn mediocre
And that?s why he ended up in Hufflepuff

Hogwarts houses are not equal
Hogwarts houses are not equal
Hogwarts houses are not equal
And Hufflepuff is the worst

Gryffindor is know for bravery
Great wizards are made within
Those like Ron, Harry, and Hermione
Even Fred Weasley and his twin

Hogwarts houses are not equal
Hogwarts houses are not equal
Hogwarts houses are not equal
But Hufflepuff is the worst

Slytherin, even though they are a bunch of gits,
Man they sure got style
Everyone knows Draco Malfoy is a prick
Crabbe and Goyle are also vile

Hogwarts houses aren?t equal
Hogwarts houses are not equal
Hogwarts houses are not equal
But Hufflepuff is the worst

I?d even prefer brainy ol? Ravenclaw
To be the house of my boy
They go through parchment by the kilo
And good marks bring their parents joy

Hogwarts houses aren?t equal
Hogwarts houses are not equal
Hogwarts houses are not equal
But Hufflepuff is the worst

And then there is Hufflepuff
For loser and loners alike
Except of course Cedric Diggory
But he?s dead now, so yeah

Hogwarts houses aren?t equal
Hogwarts houses are not equal
Hogwarts houses are not equal
But Hufflepuff is the worst