I'm looking for a brand new hairstyle One that I can call my own One that says I'm not afraid to be my own man One that makes you glad to see me One
Some people really make me sick And here's another reason why I don't lift weights I don't talk about it in the locker room But I don't like football
It's not evil But it's pretty bad Don't sell your love It's not totally unheard of But it's not something You'd want your dad to get word of No time
I didn't think that I'd be man enough For Sandra Bernhard But then I thought I might be Just that kind of sensitivity Which appeals to her I know what
Proud to wear the uniform Of a man who won't conform Learning how to fit the mold Of a man who can't be told Climb aboard that tour bus Down the road
