Love to stay here yackin' But I'm humpin' I got a cause No time to pause They call me Claus Hoah, call me Santa Call me Kringle Call me Old Saint Nick
don't make me run hog tie me and take my bar, take me off around Christmas cracker If you know the moral to the words of this song, what about the words
me in jail hell they can't wait to take me, wanna hog tie me and take my bar, take me off around Christmas cracker don't make me run If you know the moral
the ancient yuletide carol Fa la la la la la la la la Up on the rooftop reindeer paws Out jumps good ol' santa clause Down through the chimney with lots of toys All for the little ones Christmas
Christmas bells are ringing Christmas bells are ringing Christmas bells are ringing How time flies When compassion dies No stocking, no candy canes No
. We're gonna sing you this Christmas carol. It's for all you bastards out there in the audience tonight. It's called "The Pause of Mr. Claus". Why
really respect me Mark: If I were a girl, every time I went to the gynecologist, I'd fake an orgasm Tom: Bad kids Mark: Bad christmas spirit Tom: Bad christmas
ALL SEVEN HOMELESS Christmas bells are ringing Christmas bells are ringing Christmas bells are ringing How time flies When compassion dies No stockings
yuletide carol Fa la la la la la la la la Up on the rooftop reindeer paws Out jumps good ol' santa clause Down through the chimney with lots of toys All for the little ones Christmas
mouth full of tooth and a fresh black tee Belvedere on Christmas day Courvoisier on Christmas eve all i want for Christmas all i want for Christmas
t really respect me (M)- If I was a girl every time I went to the gynecologist I?d fake an orgasm (T)- Bad kids (M)- Bad Christmas spirit (T)- Bad Christmas
Cotton Club, red carpet, hoes on they arm Plush minks, pimped out gangstas, civil rights wasn't won E'ry Christmas they was Santa Claus Nixon was the
And they wanna see me in jail hell they can't wait to take me Wanna hog tie me and take my bar Take me off around Christmas cracker don't make me run
Club, red carpet, hoes on they arm Plush minks, pimped out gangstas, civil rights wasn't won E'ry Christmas they was Santa Claus Nixon was the anti
and mouth full of tooth and a fresh black tee Belvedere on Christmas day Courvoisier on Christmas eve all i want for Christmas all i want for Christmas